Wine

Oh, wine. The nice thing about being rich is that there's nearly always wine. "Accio Chardonnay" is my mum's favorite charm, and I can't say I blame her. Although I'm really more of an "Accio Grigio" girl, myself.

The lovely thing about Valentine's day here at Hogwarts is that there is nearly always someone worse off than you. Sure, you might not have a boyfriend, and sure, you might be interested in someone who is probably doing something nefarious for the Dark Lord, and sure, that person's "girlfriend" will probably kill you if she finds out that he said you had really nice hair, but...Granger can't even land a Weasley. She's been in the toilets crying, saying something about canaries. So at least it's not that bad.